Jamie Lynn Spears and her apparent fiance Casey Aldridge have registered for gifts at Babies R Us. Note the expected arrival date: July 10. Also note that the "Grandparents" field is left blank. Hmm...is someone else in the Spears family on the outs with Lynne?
Also, note the Registrant's Message:
Thank you for supprting us during this special time.
Yup, she's a Spears all right.
Aw...but this is no time to be piling on Jamie Lynn. It's such a joyous, happy time in her life! What could be better than giving birth at 16?
Just in case you were planning on buying Jamie Lynn a gift, here are ten suggestions from the Crabster:
- A car-seat. Cause we don't want Jamie Lynn and baby starring in any photos like this.
- A baby spoon. Cause it's about time someone in the Spears family learned how to eat with a utensil.
- A super mega pack of Huggies. The special ones with "Jail Bait" written across the butt.
- A pack of Virginia Slims and a can of Red Bull. Or, as the Spears family calls it, lunch.
- A helmet. For when something like this happens (and you know it will).
- Lipsticks from Rite Aid. No Spears family outing is complete without them.
- An umbrella, so baby can join in the Spears family's favorite pastime, pap-whackin'.
- A frame baby can one day use to proudly display his/her GED.
- A can of couch-sittin', white-boy-rappin' gold-digger repellent.
- Directions to the nearest Family Planning Center. Also a big old box of condoms.
