Why does Jennifer Aniston look so tired on the set of Marley and Me?
A. Owen Wilson has been fucking her all night long.
B. All that crying eventually takes its toll.
C. She's been wearing out her new nuclear-powered, space-aged super-vibrator.
D. It's hard work being a bitch.
E. Hating Angelina is a 24/7 job, and Jen is incredibly dedicated.
