38-year-old Jennifer Lowry was driving around drunk with her kids in the car. Police pulled her over, and as she already had one drunk driving charge hanging over her, she knew she was screwed unless she acted fast.
Jennifer then remembered what a friend had told her: that you can't be charged with drunk driving if the cops can't find the keys on you. So, Jennifer hurriedly hid her keys in the only handy place she had:
Her vagina.
Unfortunately for Jennifer, the police are not so easily fooled. They hauled her into the station and searched her, and discovered the keys stashed up her no doubt very large and echoey female opening. They also discovered fifty bucks, half a ham sandwich and a copy of Vogue from 1997.
During Jennifer's hearing, chair of the bench Gerard Canavan chastised, "That you were drink driving with two young children on a second drink driving offence beggars belief."
It shouldn't beggar belief though, Mr. Canavan. Cause clearly, Jennifer is capable of just about anything.
