Dear Lauren Bacall,We love you Lauren. You are a legend. So please...allow us to remember you fondly. Don't impress upon our minds an image that will end up replacing the ones he want to remember, from when you were young and gorgeous and being all hot and sassy with Humphrey Bogart.
Please Lauren...cover up your speckled old lady boobs! We don't want to see yours anymore than we want to see Jack Nicholson's. In fact, we want to see yours less.
Sincerely,
Crabbie
