Osama Bin Laden has a beef with Pope Benedict.
In a taped message released today, the terrorist mastermind behind 9/11 accused the leader of the Catholic church of starting a new crusade against Islam.
Bin Laden then sent a warning to European publications that publish cartoons depicting the prophet Muhammad.
"You went overboard in your unbelief and freed yourselves of the etiquettes of dispute and fighting and went to the extent of publishing these insulting drawings," Bin Laden raved. "This is the greater and more serious tragedy, and reckoning for it will be more severe."
Eat shit and die dirty Muhammad-sucking fuck.
I apologize if the preceding sentence was offensive to Muslims.
Also, Pope Benedict the former Nazi and probable kitten-murderer can go suck cock for all I care.
I apologize if the preceding sentence was offensive to Catholics.
Sorry, but I'm tired of religious nuts. I just want some damn peace and quiet on my planet, okay?
