Just when you thought Brandon Davis couldn't get any lower, he shows you that there is in fact no limit to how low he can go.
Davis, the cash-strapped oil heir, has pretty much alienated everyone in his life, including former pal Paris Hilton, who is so sick of Greasy that she recently barred him from entering an L.A. Fashion Week event she was participating in. Still, there was one guy left in the world who would give Brandon a place to crash - music producer Scott Storch.
I say "was" because, after what Davis did to Storch, I doubt the festering sore will be welcome within Storch's walls ever again. According to PageSix.com, Davis took advantage of Storch's hospitality recently by absconding with a $100,000 watch Scott was silly enough to leave sitting around while Davis was bivouacking on his sofa.
Storch, taking pity on Mr. Davis, elected not to call the police, but called Davis himself, and informed the Greasy one that he had caught the watch-theft with his new security cameras. Brandon reportedly started crying and begging Storch not to turn him in. Within the hour, Davis had returned the watch, and Storch let him off.
When reached for comment, Storch would only say enigmatically: "I heard about this. Give peace a chance."
Naw Scott...you should've had someone cap his ass.
