Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Badly-Lit Scarlett Johansson Album Pics



These are pics from Scarlett Johansson's photo session for her new album of Tom Waits covers. There are more of them but I was too lazy to save them (if you must see them, go here).

She looks like she's being abducted by aliens in the first one. Then the aliens realized how boring she is and dumped her ass. The second one looks like the generic cover for some compilation of '80s love songs. Air Supply! Foreigner! Toto! Asia! All the shit that sucked the first time, re-packaged and sold as a nostalgic trip back to when everyone wore big shoulder-pads, snorted blow and thought Patrick Duffy was hot as fuck!