Saturday, March 29, 2008
Michael Lohan Ain't Feelin' Lindsay's New Role
Lindsay Lohan's over-protective father Michael isn't down with his daughter's latest role.
Lindsay, who was last seen getting chopped to bits in I Know Who Killed Me, will next be wielding the sharp objects instead of having them used on her, portraying Manson Family member Nancy "Brenda" Pitman in the movie Manson Girls.
But Michael thinks such a role won't help Lindsay's career, which has been on the fast track to nowhere since her mildly successful turn in Herbie: Fully Loaded.
"When you're the kind of star Lindsay is, you have to appeal to a general audience, not just a specific audience," Michael explained.
Oh okay Michael...you want Lindsay to appeal to a less-specific audience. So you're not down with her playing to the pervs in the raincoats? Cause that's basically her audience right now.
Sorry Michael, but those parts you're talking about are just not coming Lindsay's way. She screwed her career up...bad. That's why, when these dopey superhero movies come out every summer, Lindsay is in none of them. And that's frankly a shame...how much more fun would Transformers have been with spunky Lindsay instead of that tree branch Megan Fox?
Lindsay has the randy charm to liven up big clunky summer movies but she'll never get the chance because she's too much of a risk. So face it Michael...her career from now on is gonna be small-to-mid-sized movies.
She will not be taking over for Kiki Dunst in Spider Man 4...no matter how entertaining that particular move would actually be.
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Lindsay Lohan,
Michael Lohan