Bindi Irwin has big plans for her future...and they don't involve being killed by animals like her lunkhead father.
No, rather than die an unfortunate, early death, Bindi would rather focus her attention on conservation. And the best way to accomplish this, she thinks, is to run for office.
"Hopefully I can be president or prime minister," Bindi told the Sydney Daily Telegraph. "I've listened to everybody but they are talking about jobs, houses, developments, money, money and more money — there is nothing about conservation. We really do need to start doing something, we can't eat money in the long run."
Actually Bindi, we can eat money...we just can't derive any nutrition from it.
Aw, I think it's adorable that Bindi is so politically active at such a young age. She's like a little real-life Lisa Simpson. Except she doesn't play the saxophone. I don't think.
Okay, everyone picks on Bindi...but I don't think it's fair. She's just trying to expand on the wonderful positive messages her father worked so hard to put out. Like, "Teasing animals is fun," and "Tormenting lower species is a great way to make a living."
Oh shut up...you know Steve Irwin started out pulling the wings off of flies. Then that got boring so he started burying squirrels up to their necks and wacking their heads with rocks. It was poetic justice when he got killed by that stingray, is all I'm saying.
Bindi, she hasn't been stung or hit by anything yet...except the ugly-stick.
