Saturday, March 22, 2008

Moron Pays $1350 for Single Cornflake


Just how much is a single cornflake worth? If it's shaped vaguely like Illinois, and the person buying it is an utter imbecile, then the answer is $1350.

Yes, $1350 - that's how much Monty Kerr of Austin, Texas paid for a cornflake two sisters from Virginia put up on eBay.

The cornflake, which is alleged to resemble the state of Illnois, will be put in a traveling show according to Mr. Kerr.

"We're starting a collection of pop culture and Americana items," said Mr. Kerr, owner of TriviaMania.com. "We thought this was a fantastic one."

Mr. Kerr is apparently some kind of cornflake freak, having previous attempted to buy the world's largest cornflake, only to the have the thing break into three pieces during delivery.

Kerr says he will send someone to Virginia to pick up the Illinois flake by hand. Can't be too careful with your flake.

Monty Kerr...you are officially the dumbest person ever from Texas. And that's saying a lot.