Thursday, March 20, 2008

Pastor Killed by Satanic Goat


A 76-year-old pastor in Montgomery County, Tennessee died while trying to wrestle his goat into its pen.

"Nobody saw what happened but the lead line he had around the goat got wrapped around his foot. We are guessing that he tripped and fell," said Bobby Richardson, son of the victim Rev. Liston Richardson.

The pastor suffered a heart attack while attempting to extricate himself from his predicament.

Clearly, the goat was a minion of Satan. That was why it had to be shot afterward.