Thursday, March 20, 2008

Boyfriend of Woman Stuck on Toilet for 2 Years Faces Charges



That evil Kansas dipshit who let his clearly mentally incapacitated girlfriend sit on the toilet long enough for the seat to get stuck to her ass has been charged with endangering a dependent adult.

The idiot, Kory McFarren, said his girlfriend Pam Babcock refused to leave the bathroom because she was phobic. When confronted about his stupidity, McFarren said, "The only thing I am guilty of is I didn't get her help sooner."

I seriously doubt that's the only thing you're guilty of Kory, but in this case, it's really the only point that matters.

Yeah, dildock, you're guilty of not getting her help sooner. You left her on the toilet for two fucking years!

Babcock is still in the hospital, and may be in a wheelchair for the rest of her life due to nerve damage. At least she's already used to sitting. So that's one good thing...