Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Richie Sambora is a Giant Idiot


Richie Sambora was busted for DUI after driving his black Hummer in erratic fashion around L.A. Tuesday night.

So what, you say? Another star busted for DUI? Happens all the time in La-La Land?

Maybe. But, normally, stars busted for DUI don't have their 10-year-old daughters in the car with them at the time.

Yes folks, you heard me right...Richie Sambora was driving around wasted with his own daughter Ava in the vehicle with him. Now the Bon Jovi guitarist and ex-husband of Heather Locklear may face child endangerment charges to go with the DUI charges he will already be facing.

Okay, here's the deal...if you drive drunk you are an idiot. But, it's still possible, assuming you don't kill anyone in the course of your idiocy, to beg the world's forgiveness, and clean up your act and eventually be let off the hook.

However, if you drive drunk with your own kid in the car? You are an idiot of such unbelievable scope and dimension that there can never be any redemption for you. I don't care if you get on your knees and say you're sorry a thousand times. I don't care if you beat yourself with branches to show how sorry you are. I don't care if you start a stop drunk driving foundation that raises thousands of dollars. I don't care if you become Mother Fucking Teresa afterward...you are an idiot forever and ever and ever and you should never be allowed to forget what you did.

Ever.