Britney Spears got to hang out with her kids this weekend. Of course she made her father Jamie push the stroller...Britney loves the buggers but there's a limit.
After getting done with her kids, Britney went to dinner with Mel Gibson. Yes, I said it...Mel Gibson.
Why the fuck was Britney having dinner with Mel Gibson? Were they trying to bring on the Apocalypse? No. Apparently, Mel and his family have taken an interest in Britney's plight. Mel has had his own problems with substance-abuse of course, so that makes him eminently qualified to help Britney battle her demons.
Oh man...the Catholics have gotten their hooks back into Britney. This is going to make Madonna soooo mad.
The good news: Britney has drivers now. The bad news: They can't drive worth a damn either.
Yes, Britney's driver got pulled over...for running a red light. You just know Britney was ordering the guy from the back. "If you don't make Rite Aid soon I'm gonna piss my pants. Again."
