Before there was Rachael Ray, there was a another foul demoness named Kathie Lee Gifford.
Many rejoiced when Kathie Lee made the decision years ago to leave her popular morning program with Regis Philbin (including Regis). Now, Kathie Lee has plunged us all back into darkness by returning to daytime TV as hostess of the fourth hour of The Today Show.
Fourth hour? How about fourth ring of hell?
Kathie Lee will reportedly be teamed with someone named Hoda Kotb. Hoda needs to call up Vanna and get herself a vowel methinks. And after a few days on the air with Kathie Lee, she will also need a reservation for a nice padded room.
“It’s going to be a new experience because this time it’s with a girlfriend,” Kathie Lee said of being teamed with Kotb. “Regis was like a bad little brother all those years.”
And Hoda's like what? Your little sister who does everything you tell her because she doesn't want you to feed her dollies to the dog anymore?
Fuck you Kathie Lee.
