Being Tom Cruise's trophy android may finally be catching up with Katie Holmes.
Katie, according to Star Magazine, was seen looking pretty rough recently while lunching at Joan's on Third in L.A. Witnesses say she appeared feeble and emaciated, as well as unsteady and confused, and that she had to be helped into her SUV by a bodyguard.
Other sources say Katie has been suffering headaches and dizzy spells, possibly related to all the pressure Tom puts on her.
"Katie doesn't get enough sleep — and hasn't for months now," and insider reports. "She's tired and drained much of the day because Tom is so wired, and they stay awake until after midnight. He has boundless energy, and she just can't compete."
Katie is also reportedly insane about her weight, again because of the expectations dipshit Tom places on her.
Tom, meanwhile, is a fat load who spends his life trawling for gay sex in dive bars. I don't have any sources on that last one, I just know cause I know.
