Just Jared is all a-twitter because he got to meet the Jonas Brothers. He says the Jonases love his site because it's so positive. You kiss people's asses enough and they'll dig you. Fuck, maybe I should turn this idiotic turd of a blog into a 24-hour dick-suck like Just Jared. God no...I'd kill myself. Worse...I'd hop on a Greyhound with a hunting knife. I feel like shit now. I think I'll watch some more coverage of the Russians blowing the bejesus out of Georgia for no rational reason. I'd really love to live in the pretty little world Just Jared and the Jonases call home but I can't. I have a black pit where my heart should be.
