Saturday, August 2, 2008

Gimmie a Break


There's a story going around that the Knox-Vivienne photo spread in People magazine will run 30 pages. Huh? No way...I don't believe it. 30 pages? 30 Vanity Fair pages maybe...you know, 2 pages of content and 28 of perfume ads. If it's true it's sick. Sicker than guys chopping guys' heads off with Rambo knives. Sicker than dudes with rifles blowing away swimming teenagers in the Wisconsin woods. Sicker than Perez Hilton shoving his fist up Andy Dick's ass then licking it clean of shit. People magazine should be shut down if this is true. Its offices should be suicide bombed.