
Miley Cyrus has opened up about her two-year relationship with Nick Jonas and their heartbreaking split. "[Nick and I] became boyfriend and girlfriend the day we met," said Miley. "He was on a quest to meet me, and he was like, ‘I think you’re beautiful and I really like you.’ And I was like, ‘Oh, my gosh, I like you so much.’ Nick and I loved each other. We still do, but we were in love with each other. For two years he was basically my 24/7. But it was really hard to keep it from people. We were arguing a lot, and it really wasn’t fun."
Um...what the fuck? Miley, you were what, 13 when this started? Okay...either this little bitch is being fed what to say or our society is even more diseased than I thought. Holy God...I do not want to hear a 15-year-old talking about some guy being her 24/7. This has to stop. People have to stop printing what these little people say and have to stop making a big deal out of them altogether. You're killing the world!!!
God help me but it goes on. "At first I bawled for a month straight," Miley says of the break-up. "I was so sad. I just went into this weird funk. And I dyed my hair black. When we were dating, Nick wanted me to get highlights – and so I did that, and I got myself looking great. And then, on the day we broke up, I was like, I want to make my hair black now – I don’t want to look pretty; I want to look hard-core. I was rebelling against everything Nick wanted me to be. And then I was like, I’ve got to be by myself for now, and just figure out who I really am."
Shut the fuck uuuuuuuuuppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!! You only just started having your period!!!!! Shut!!!!!! UUUUUUUPPPPPPP!!!!!