Reps for dipshit Shia LaBeouf are calling reports of his imminent finger amputation "completely fabricated." That's good news for Shia...cause honestly, would any of us have been able to pay attention to another of his performances ever again? We would've spent the whole time trying to see his finger stump. We wouldn't have known if he was playing a douchebag, a dickhead or an asswipe.
