Michael Jackson took his kids to a comic store in Paris. They were all wearing masks at first, then they took them off and the store patrons begged them to put them back on. No, I kid. His children look fine. They're quite pretty actually. Unfortunately, they are complete freaks. They will never have normal lives - they will exist in a bizarro bubble and one day this will burst and they will be forced to deal with reality and won't know how. And they will end up in jail or the morgue or maybe Pluto.
