Swedish pop star Robyn has offered up a chilling account of what it's like to open for Madonna. As you'd expect, there are lots of rules, most of them entirely unreasonable. For instance, Robyn's people were told "not to approach Madonna, not to speak to Madonna and, above all, no pictures." Robyn, speaking to her local paper, blasted The Veiny One's egomania, saying, "I hadn't expected any glamour, but it's strange that they assume that the first thing you're gonna do is run after Madonna and ask for an autograph. My worst nightmare would be to turn into Madonna...Madonna is constantly chasing the latest trends." Turning yourself into Iggy Pop with tits is the latest trend? I'm glad I'm totally out of it then.
