Avril Lavigne and husband Deryck Whibley are having problems in their two-year-old marriage. Little Avril has been on tour you see, and Deryck has availed himself of the opportunity to chat up skanks and otherwise enjoy his freedom from that absurd twat he tricked himself into marrying. A recent episode at Villa was documented by the Enquirer:
It seemed as if Deryck and his woman couldn’t keep their hands off of each other ... They huddled at a private table, and Deryck had his arm around her and was holding her hand.
Oh no! He's cheating on Avril. That son of a bitch! Somebody buy him a drink on me!
