Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Britney Blasts Federline


The Shitster told Rolling Stone that Sean Preston has learned to say the word "fuck." I know, I thought the same thing - Rolling Stone is doing cover-stories on Britney Spears? I thought it was a music magazine. I knew it had gone downhill, but I didn't know it was fucking Us Weekly. Anyway, like I was saying, Shit-Shit told Jann Wenner's culturally-irrelevant rag that Sean Preston has been dropping f-bombs faster than he drops loads on the living room floor, and then Shitney said something way funny, which I quote here so you can share my joy:

He doesn't get it from us. He must get it from his daddy. I say it, but not around my kids.

Oh yeah - Federline's the bad influence. That's priceless. Thank you Britney for brightening my day. Now I won't have to go out and trip old ladies for fun like I was going to. You've fulfilled my amusement requirement.