Raffaello Follieri is not enjoying life in a federal lockup. The con-artist and former boyfriend of Anne Hathaway (before she ratted him out to the cops and dumped him) has complained to his lawyer that his new digs at Brooklyn's Metropolitan Detention Center stink intolerably, are infested with rats and have shit-smeared showers and bad food. Uh...that's why it's called jail hon. Did you think it was some ritzy hotel in Monaco you were staying at using money you'd stolen from the Catholics? "The room service is slower than hell in this place. And what's with this view?" Follieri is reportedly staying in a dorm he shares with 120 other unwashed men. Sounds like a bit of heaven to me. Stop bitching you little bitch.
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Breaking News: Jail Sucks
Raffaello Follieri is not enjoying life in a federal lockup. The con-artist and former boyfriend of Anne Hathaway (before she ratted him out to the cops and dumped him) has complained to his lawyer that his new digs at Brooklyn's Metropolitan Detention Center stink intolerably, are infested with rats and have shit-smeared showers and bad food. Uh...that's why it's called jail hon. Did you think it was some ritzy hotel in Monaco you were staying at using money you'd stolen from the Catholics? "The room service is slower than hell in this place. And what's with this view?" Follieri is reportedly staying in a dorm he shares with 120 other unwashed men. Sounds like a bit of heaven to me. Stop bitching you little bitch.
