Monday, November 24, 2008

They Still Have Their Memories. Or Not.

Amy Winehouse's marriage to Blake Fielder-Civil is beyond being on the rocks - it is completely over, according to Amy herself. "There’s no way back for us now," Amy said. "It was never going to last. We were only together for sex.

I fancied him like mad, like no one else I’ve ever known. But it’s not enough, is it?"

It definitely wasn't enough for Blake, who is now fucking a model named Sophie Shandorff. On the bright side - at least Amy's fans won't have to endure her endless tributes to him at concerts anymore. Actually, they won't have to endure her concerts at all because she isn't really performing anymore. She's not a musician - she's a sideshow. A manless one. Like a really drunk, tattooed Jen Aniston.