What's wrong with Matthew McConaughey's back? He looks like one of those really bad crip-walking people, the kind whose torsos bob severely back and forth as they attempt to drag themselves three blocks. Just get a god damn scooter thingie. Christ, if I was that fucked up, I'd have two of those things - one for going to the store and one for off-roading on weekends. I'd have the things all pimped out with flames and those pipes that shoot smoke and the rest of that hetero crap. Matthew would probably just stay home smoking weed, dreaming of surfing and tickling Lance Armstrong's ballsack. Ah, those were the days.
Sunday, November 16, 2008
Scoliosis Much?
What's wrong with Matthew McConaughey's back? He looks like one of those really bad crip-walking people, the kind whose torsos bob severely back and forth as they attempt to drag themselves three blocks. Just get a god damn scooter thingie. Christ, if I was that fucked up, I'd have two of those things - one for going to the store and one for off-roading on weekends. I'd have the things all pimped out with flames and those pipes that shoot smoke and the rest of that hetero crap. Matthew would probably just stay home smoking weed, dreaming of surfing and tickling Lance Armstrong's ballsack. Ah, those were the days.
