Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Get Used To It Dude


Robert Pattinson
is the new pop-culture obsession. Now his life will become a hell of paps and media scrutiny and people talking shit about him in blogs. Every time he gets drunk and plays grab-ass with a bunch of college girls it will be tabloid news. He won't be able to snort a line or flip his car or participate in a giant gay orgy without being ripped by a lot of self-righteous, jealous assholes. Never again will he be able to pick up a hitchhiker, murder them and dump the body in a quarry without Dlisted guy calling him a bad name and making a joke about his asshole. It's your new normal Pattinson - get used to it.