Nothing says country bad-ass like a rhinestone-studded cowboy hat. Billy Ray Cyrus doesn't even know how gay he comes off. It doesn't help having Justin Gaston next to him, looking like his boy-slave all cleaned off and dressed up for the night. "I can still smell a little bit of shit and jizz boy-slave. Go spray yourself down with another gallon of TAG." Country people make me laugh. Always with the mudflaps and the incest and the dragging black people to death behind pick-up trucks...
