Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Mr. Farty-Fart


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WHICH talk-show host has a flatulence problem so bad, he's said to have an assistant follow him around with an odor-vaporizing spray can?

I immediately thought of Carson Daly. Uh...but does he still have a talk show? I don't know. Can't be Craig Ferguson - he might have fart problems but I doubt he'd bother having someone follow him around with a spray can. He'd just let fly. Montel Williams seems likely but I'm almost certain he no longer has a show.