Billy Ray Cyrus invited Barack Obama's young daughters to be on Hannah Montana with his slutty daughter Miley Cyrus, but now the hillbilly is backtracking on the invitation. "Oh, to tell you the truth now, this thing got a lot bigger, a lot quicker than I ever planned," Billy Ray sniveled to reporters. Translation: "Somebody told me Barack Obama and his kids were black. Can you imagine? A negro in the White House? What the hell's next? A Chinaman at the Grand Ol' Opry? Ain't nothing sacred in this world anymore?" Billy Ray then suggested VP-elect Joe Biden's kids could be on the show - and then someone told him Biden was Catholic and he almost shit his pants. "They still have them Catholics? Well sheeeeeit. I need to read a newspaper more often, dagnubbit. And I suppose the Chief of Staff is a damn Jew. He is? Consarnit right to tarnation! Somebody give me a jug o' moonshine and a dog to go to town with. I gotta escape this fliggered-up topsy-turvy world."
Thursday, November 13, 2008
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Billy Ray Cyrus invited Barack Obama's young daughters to be on Hannah Montana with his slutty daughter Miley Cyrus, but now the hillbilly is backtracking on the invitation. "Oh, to tell you the truth now, this thing got a lot bigger, a lot quicker than I ever planned," Billy Ray sniveled to reporters. Translation: "Somebody told me Barack Obama and his kids were black. Can you imagine? A negro in the White House? What the hell's next? A Chinaman at the Grand Ol' Opry? Ain't nothing sacred in this world anymore?" Billy Ray then suggested VP-elect Joe Biden's kids could be on the show - and then someone told him Biden was Catholic and he almost shit his pants. "They still have them Catholics? Well sheeeeeit. I need to read a newspaper more often, dagnubbit. And I suppose the Chief of Staff is a damn Jew. He is? Consarnit right to tarnation! Somebody give me a jug o' moonshine and a dog to go to town with. I gotta escape this fliggered-up topsy-turvy world."
