Jennifer Aniston - you could be all over that, girl. You could have that sweet sweet Vince Vaughn cock in you every damn night. But you blew it just like you always blow it. So you're stuck being a yo-yo for John Mayer who, closed-circuit to you sweetie, is never going to settle down with you and have babies. There will always be another ho for Mayer. But, apparently, you enjoy the rejection. You are caught in some kind of perpetual heartbreak loop. You have some deep psychological need to replay the devastation of Brad Pitt dumping you for Angelina over and over. Your life is a romantic Twilight Zone.
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Look What She's Missing
Jennifer Aniston - you could be all over that, girl. You could have that sweet sweet Vince Vaughn cock in you every damn night. But you blew it just like you always blow it. So you're stuck being a yo-yo for John Mayer who, closed-circuit to you sweetie, is never going to settle down with you and have babies. There will always be another ho for Mayer. But, apparently, you enjoy the rejection. You are caught in some kind of perpetual heartbreak loop. You have some deep psychological need to replay the devastation of Brad Pitt dumping you for Angelina over and over. Your life is a romantic Twilight Zone.
