Thursday, November 13, 2008

More Hat-And-Stache Fun

Now the hat-and-stache craze has gotten Jude Law. We need to get our top scientists on this thing right now. This epidemic has to be stopped. Yellow fever? Polio? Gayface? These are nothing compared to the Hat-and-Stache. This pestilence threatens the very fabric of our society. Why am I the only one who sees this? I feel like Kevin McCarthy at the end of Invasion of the Body Snatchers. You're next!!!