Now the hat-and-stache craze has gotten
Jude Law. We need to get our top scientists on this thing
right now. This epidemic has to be stopped. Yellow fever? Polio? Gayface? These are nothing compared to the Hat-and-Stache. This pestilence threatens the very fabric of our society. Why am I the only one who sees this? I feel like
Kevin McCarthy at the end of
Invasion of the Body Snatchers. You're next!!!