Taylor Swift (pictured above at last night's Cuntry Music Awards) won't shut up about what a pile of crap ex-boyfriend Joe Jonas is. Yesterday it came out that Joe was dating obscure film actress Camilla Belle, and now Taylor says Joe and Camilla were the reason she and Joe broke up. Actually honey, it's like this: Joe realized what an insufferable little twat you are and found another bitch to ride - therefore you are the reason you and Joe broke up. Also, he got sick of having to give directions while you were trying to suck him off. Men expect you to just know that sort of stuff. I thought all country girls were well-versed in the care and handling of dick but apparently I was wrong.
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Get Over It Albino Bitch
Taylor Swift (pictured above at last night's Cuntry Music Awards) won't shut up about what a pile of crap ex-boyfriend Joe Jonas is. Yesterday it came out that Joe was dating obscure film actress Camilla Belle, and now Taylor says Joe and Camilla were the reason she and Joe broke up. Actually honey, it's like this: Joe realized what an insufferable little twat you are and found another bitch to ride - therefore you are the reason you and Joe broke up. Also, he got sick of having to give directions while you were trying to suck him off. Men expect you to just know that sort of stuff. I thought all country girls were well-versed in the care and handling of dick but apparently I was wrong.
