Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Don't Mess With The Ronson
Yes, she's angry - even more angry than you would normally expect from a militant lesbian. It's all because of Lindsay and her lingering interest in dick - and dick's lingering interest in her. Calum Best's dick, mainly. Sam doesn't want that particular dick sniffing around Lindsay. But Calum kept popping up at the same clubs as Sam and Lindz last weekend in the UK and though Lindsay pretended not to be interested - well, Sam knows her lady. So now Calum's dick is in danger of being put in a vice and removed with a rusty hacksaw. I wouldn't mess with Sam if I were Calum. That is some serious lesbo love there, at least on Sam's part. Lindsay ain't fine enough ass for any man to risk his dick over anymore, unless he's just looking to get into the tabloids. The Geldof girls are much safer bets now or maybe Emma Watson.