Joe Jonas and his bitch Camilla Belle are vacationing in Mexico. Taylor Swift is home cutting Jonas's pictures out of Tiger Beat and pasting them into a Hate Book. "Joe Jonas's armpits stink and his kisses taste gross like Doritos." Poor Taylor. She needs to find herself a 20-year-old underwear model. Maybe she could steal Miley's. Shouldn't be too hard. The only problem is, you have to pry him away from Miley's mom too. And you know how those old bitches hold on.
Sunday, November 16, 2008
Poor Taylor
Joe Jonas and his bitch Camilla Belle are vacationing in Mexico. Taylor Swift is home cutting Jonas's pictures out of Tiger Beat and pasting them into a Hate Book. "Joe Jonas's armpits stink and his kisses taste gross like Doritos." Poor Taylor. She needs to find herself a 20-year-old underwear model. Maybe she could steal Miley's. Shouldn't be too hard. The only problem is, you have to pry him away from Miley's mom too. And you know how those old bitches hold on.
