Friday, November 14, 2008

You Will Know Me By The Trail Of Douchery


What's going on with Kanye West? Bitch got arrested early Friday morning in England for, you guessed it, getting in an altercation with a pap. The snapper, who incidentally made a similar assault claim against a soccer player a month ago, says Kanye got irritated at him while exiting a club with 4 hookers on his arms, and shoved his camera into his face and bloodied his nose. The cops looked into it but released Kanye without charges. It wasn't long ago, we recall, that Kanye was arrested at LAX for going all Kanye on another photographer, breaking the man's equipment. I guess it's all-out war between Kanye and the paps. The paps better start bringing the heavy shit if they expect to survive this epic struggle. For Kanye is the greatest of all warriors and will open up a can of whup-ass on anyone who dares take his picture at 3 in the morning when he's trying to get to the hotel room with his hos. Does he wear his backpack when he goes out to the club?