GQ Awards.
Eva Longoria and
Posh. Any lesbian fantasies there? No? Hetero guys not getting all hot thinking about Eva licking Posh's tuna? How about
David Beckham and
Tony Parker? Filthy foreign man-love. Actually, I don't think that's a fantasy. In fact I'm almost positive David and Tony have done it. Oh, slanderous. Fuck them. If those bastards aren't gay then no one is.