Madonna went to some Gucci event dressed as my lawn. Okay I don't have a lawn. But if I had one it would look like that. Except there would be tons of dandelions and bits of garbage. And probably shit from the neighbors' dogs. And possibly a few lost children. How far do you think Madonna got with Rihanna before finding out she was an actual woman and not just a really sexy transvestite? Why does it look like Rihanna's hair is peeling off?
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Rihanna Went Home With Tons Of Kabbalah Literature And A Hickey On Her Thigh
Madonna went to some Gucci event dressed as my lawn. Okay I don't have a lawn. But if I had one it would look like that. Except there would be tons of dandelions and bits of garbage. And probably shit from the neighbors' dogs. And possibly a few lost children. How far do you think Madonna got with Rihanna before finding out she was an actual woman and not just a really sexy transvestite? Why does it look like Rihanna's hair is peeling off?
