Friday, November 14, 2008
A Friend In Need Is A Pain In The Arse
Posh and Becks took their pal Madonna out to dinner at Nobu. This is them driving home. They don't look happy. That's what happens when you hang out with Madonna. She's more depressing than that commercial with Sarah McLachlan and the one-eyed puppies. Sorry, but I have to change the channel every time that comes on. It makes me start to blubber and then I just want to chomp ice cream or perhaps kill myself by running head-long into an on-coming bus. I'm guessing Poshy and Becksy wish they'd never met Madonna about now. She's more annoying than Jennifer Aniston after yet another break-up. She's more annoying than Tom Cruise during one of his 3 am gay attacks.