Hugh Jackman has been named the Sexiest Man Alive by whoever decides those things. Now someone needs to come with the pictures of him spread out on some Medieval torture-bed, face-down, getting fisted by a robot monkey. Sorry, that's just a little personal fantasy of mine. Hugh can be Sexiest Man Alive if he wants, and keep his clothes on, and do whatever he wants with his asshole and his robot monkey if he has one. How much did the producers of Australia pay for this publicity by the way? If Nicole Kidman shows up as the Sexiest Woman Alive, we'll know there's been some chicanery. Nicole ain't sexy. I don't think she's even technically a woman. Soon she'll be just a set of giant, freakishly-taut lips, a fright wig and a withered body dangling from poorly-concealed wires.
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Sexiest Man Alive?
Hugh Jackman has been named the Sexiest Man Alive by whoever decides those things. Now someone needs to come with the pictures of him spread out on some Medieval torture-bed, face-down, getting fisted by a robot monkey. Sorry, that's just a little personal fantasy of mine. Hugh can be Sexiest Man Alive if he wants, and keep his clothes on, and do whatever he wants with his asshole and his robot monkey if he has one. How much did the producers of Australia pay for this publicity by the way? If Nicole Kidman shows up as the Sexiest Woman Alive, we'll know there's been some chicanery. Nicole ain't sexy. I don't think she's even technically a woman. Soon she'll be just a set of giant, freakishly-taut lips, a fright wig and a withered body dangling from poorly-concealed wires.
