Oh man I hate it when this happens. I'm rolling my trash out to the curb and all of a sudden some asshole is taking my picture. And later on I find the same asshole going through my garbage and I'm like, "Why are you going through my garbage?" and he's like, "I'm not going through your garbage, you dumb ass. You're not a celebrity. Why the hell would anyone care about your garbage?" and I'm like, "You've got a point." And then I invite him in for chicken fingers and grape Kool-Aid. Anyway, I'm sure Patrick Dempsey is sick of people taking his picture when he's just doing normal stuff like rolling his garbage out and picking up the dry-cleaning. Maybe if he tried being less hot, people would stop taking his picture. Eh...they still take pictures of Andy Dick all the time. So I guess that wouldn't help.
