People ask Scarlett Johansson questions and she answers, apparently believing someone cares. Recently someone asked Scarlett about a feud she was supposedly having with Lindsay Lohan, who once apparently wrote something nasty about Scarlett in a bathroom stall, and Scarlett replied:
I really don’t know that person. I only met her, like, three times.
Yeah yeah yeah. Now shut up so the heteros can enjoy your tits. Juicy ones ain't they? I've got an idea ScarJo - why don't you and LiLo get together and make a lesbian porno? I guarantee it would easily outgross any of your "legitimate" Hollywood films. It would probably outgross all of them put together. Both yours and Lohan's.
