Thursday, November 13, 2008

Waxy Witch


What kind of magic shit did Nicole Kidman put in her hair to get that witchy frizziness out of it? Nicole's playing a tranny in a new movie with Charlize Theron. And she's got Australia coming out with Hugh Jackman, which is looking like a gigantic flop. Bigger than Far and Away. Bigger than The Invasion. Bigger than her marriage to Tom Cruise. Bigger than Tom's brief stab at heterosexuality.