I wracked my brain trying to think of the one starlet who stood most diametrically opposed to the awesome standard set by K-Stew, and came up with Ashlee Simpson. Ashlee is, in every way imaginable, the anti-K-Stew. She is phony and fake and plastic, and desperate for validation to the point of being pathetic, and, most damningly, utterly devoid of talent or worth. While K-Stew is completely authentic, totally lacking in pretense, adorably gawky, and doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks of her...oh, and is hot and can act her ass off.
Ashlee Simpson makes K-Stew barf.
