A lot of people have been wondering what was up with Gwyneth Paltrow's legs last night on The Tonight Show. Well, isn't it obvious? Gwyneth is half-slug. I'm not sure what the other half is. Maybe pond-scum.
(Is there anything more insufferable than Hollywood twats going on and on about their special kids? Oh, your boy likes poetry and music. Is he enrolled at the Sorbonne yet? Everyone just hand their kids over to Gwyneth to raise. All humanity's problems would be solved.)
