London cops want a word with Lindsay Lohan after a jeweler complained the former actress absconded with around $50,000 worth of stuffed they loaned a magazine for her to wear during a photoshoot.The unnamed magazine was reportedly contacted by the unnamed jeweler several weeks ago when the items in question were not returned as expected. The magazine swore they didn't know what happened to the stuff, and tried getting in touch with Lindsay to see if she had it. Lindsay, of course, failed to return their calls. Attempts by the jeweler to contact Lindsay also failed. That was when the authorities were brought in.
Lindsay of course has a long record of kleptomaniacal behavior, including an infamous incident where she stole a bunch of clothes belonging to an obscure fashion model. Those allegations came to nothing, as most allegations against Lohans do. Lohans are nothing if not slippery. But, you have to figure that, eventually, some of this shit is going to stick. The pokey beckons Lindsay like strangulation death did David Carradine.
