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Forget about Brian Williams, Charlie Gibson, David Gregory and all those other allegedly hard-hitting journalists: Al Roker is the only guy with the cojones to really take on the big newsmakers of the day. He proved that on the Today Show this morning by totally frying Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag. Those two frauds thought they were going to sit there and get softballs lobbed at them, but instead, Big Al came at them like a freight train. And all Heidi and Spencer could do was stand there like a couple of winos frozen on the tracks.
It was such a horrible grilling that, afterward, Montag even suggested she felt physically threatened. "I was shocked at how rude he was - I was crying afterwards because I couldn't believe I felt personally attacked," the dumb bitch told that other dumb bitch Ryan Seacrest. "I wanted to say to him, do you feel proud of how you're talking to me right now? I'm just a young woman and you're coming at me so aggressively and meanly and mean-spirited. I really would advise women especially to be careful around him because I feel like he definitely came and attacked me and I did not appreciate that at all."
Oh please Heidi...the only things that need to feel threatened around Al Roker are pastries. If you're a bearclaw and you see Al coming, might as well kiss your tasty ass goodbye. What Al did to you was not abusive or in the least bit out-of-line, but was simply a matter of course. You and that douchebag husband of yours spend your lives spreading bullshit around; okay, so, now someone called you on your bullshit. It will happen from time-to-time. If you don't like it, then stay out of the fucking spotlight. Seriously bitch, if you can't handle a little hammering from Al Roker, what the hell can you handle?
