Monday, June 8, 2009

She's Moved On To Semi-Humans

Evan Rachel Wood is no longer together with that subhuman Marilyn Manson, but has traded up for semi-human Shane West. This is progress Evan. Perhaps your next boyfriend will have the correct number of chromosomes. At least you have the good sense not to let any of these science experiments get you pregnant. Save that womb for when you at last land a Homo sapien.