Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Did Jennifer Know?

You thought Kristin Cavallari was useless, but enterprising John Mayer found something she was good for: fucking behind the backs of the other women he was allegedly with.

Janet Charlton has blown the whistle on Mayer's dirty dogginess. According to Janet, Mayer has spent the last two years nailing Cavallari at a mutual friend's house, unbeknownst to the famous chicks he was carrying on with in public.

Yes, while John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston were gracing tabloid covers with their happiness, he was secretly doing Kristin Cavallari. Some will hate John for this. Some will want to buy him a beer and call him a god. Some will congratulate Kristin for finally doing something worth talking about.